Monday 11 February 2013

Prisoner Caught Hiding A cell Phone In His Rectum

 

A Sri Lankan prisoner who hid his mobile phone up his rectum during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end.

X-rays taken in hospital, where doctors tried to remove the handset from his rectum, reveal the lenghts the prisoner went to in order to conceal it.

The 58-year-old convict at Welikada prison, Kotte, Sri Lanka, was in possession of a mobile phone - which prisoners are banned under prison rules.

Before concealing the device however, he forgot to turn it off or switch it to silent mode, and his plan was foiled when the phone started ringing from inside him.

Nadia Buari Shows off Sexy Bikini!

 

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FULAFIA TUITION FEE PAYMENT DEADLINE IS 15TH FEBRUARY, 2013!!

This is to inform all Prospective students of the Federal University Lafia(FULAFIA) who have been issued AUTHORITY TO PAY FEES by the management of the University for the 2012/2013 Academic session that the deadline for payment of fees is Friday February 15th, 2012.
Bank details are as contained in the covering letter attached to the AUTHORITY.

TRAGIC!!! STUDENT FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA RUNS MAD!!!

Latest reports from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka(UNN), reveals that a 300 level student of the University by the name Precious in the department of Physics and Astronomy, reportedly ran mad yesterday in his Residence at one of the hostels, Eni-Njoku to be precise after Nigeria claimed victory, and their 3 nations cup trophy, on sunday night.

The students was speaking in tongues, understood only to him, according to the reports, and had to take the intervention of the University Hostel security personnels to drag him into one of the Church buses around for supposed deliverance.

Little had been heard following the incidence, and we would keep you covered as more stories unfold.
Precious is but the second student of the same University to have ran mad in the first one week of the examination period, after a student was reported to have done so, few days ago at the Mbanefo Hostel of the University.

We hope our students take it easy with their way of craming, and seek for understanding instead.
More stories to follow later as we get more confirmed reports!!!